Man, no pause

A recent online poll by http://www.myecitizen.sg/ of 581 Singaporeans showed, amongst other things, that men still have not developed the much required survival skill of lying at polls.

It is a skill which other nationalities, such as the French, have honed to an art, which is why they top Durex's Sex Survey every year for having the most number of sex in a year. We know this cannot be true because if you know French men, you know that they are smelly.

I know this to be true because I work in the building where French bank Societe Generale is located. Every time the French bankers get into a lift together, the elevator smells like it just ferried my week-old socks, and trust me, you do not want to smell that.

And any woman without a deformed nose will tell you that one of the sexiest thing about a man is a good smell. Hence, ensuring that you smell nice goes a long way in instilling confidence in men.

Which is what Singaporean men on the poll said they have a lack of. This is sad, but true. One can only hope that with time, Singaporean men will learn that it doesn't hurt their reputations if they were just to bend the truth a little when it comes to polls about their attractiveness.

I mean, how hard can it be when answering a polling question such as, how many times do you have sex a week, that instead of putting down a zero, you add a one in front of the zero. Technically, it's not lying if it's a typo error.

Of course, it is also sad that Singaporean men have no confidence. My extensive research tells me that this is by and large due to a few reasons.

1) Most Singaporean men are Chinese;
2) Chinese men have short dicks;
3) They have forgotten how to have sex properly because they have fucked too many China girls, whose re-enactment of the "girlfriend feeling" makes them think they doing something right in bed. Which they realise is an illusion when they go home to fuck their wives.

Fortunately, this is not a big problem, because "short" is always subjective.

All Singaporean men have to do is to feed their girlfriends and wives a staple of Japanese porn. One look at their dick sizes, usually just about big enough to fit into a pencil sharperner, and your partner will appreciate what they have in you. Or in them, as the case may be.

Of course, this could still be a problem if by comparison, your dick is actually just about the same size as the ones on display. For that scenario, there is one simple solution.

Move to Japan.

Note: In my previous post, I said that one of key things to a rising fertility rate is to watch more porn. While this is in principle correct, allow me to add one qualifier. Please don't follow the porn clip action for action. Well and good to engage in the kama sutra every now and then, but for goodness sake, if you want to have babies, don't come on the girl's face.